We’ve got a very bad feeling about this
Here’s a little something all you Taproot fans may not know about us.
If you ever come to visit, don’t be shocked when you are received by a wise, short, green humanoid with a light saber. Yes, folks. Jedi Master Yoda is our receptionist.
Legend has it that our statue of Yoda was some kind of raffle prize, and so in our lobby it sits.
For being one so adept in The Force, he doesn’t do a very good job as a receptionist. I think he’s a little too self conscious of his syntax to answer the phone. And not once have I heard him greet a guest. You think those things would be easy compared to training Jedi.
When I asked him if he thought he could try to do a better job, his eyes glazed over and, looking off into the distance, he simply replied, “There is no try.”
Celebrities…
Well, Yoda, if you’re mind-reading this, please, feel free to stick to fending off the Dark Side around Taproot. We’ll just make Megan answer the phone. 
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